Dear Salsa,

This a cracked frame.  Everybody that's seen it,

has said, "yep, that's a crack."

I read on MTBR about what awesome service ya'll have.  

All they need is word from the dealer, and some pics, 

and a new frame is on the way.  But in my case, again,

"They need to see the frame."

So three week turnaround, I need to drive extra trips

to get a bike box, to get it shipped.  Then wait two weeks,

then drive again to pick up the new frame.  

Which will not be a Dos, it will be a steel El Mariachi.  

See what the EBB thing is all about, but more importantly, steel!  

Not a soft tail made out of fucking aluminum.  Duh, it's 

gonna break, especially if your backyard is called Michaux.

But why the fucking runaround???  fucking bike 'industry' pisses

me off.  How hard is to weld 7 tubes together?  I mean really.....

got crack?